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The Great Finger Fiasco!

The Harris family has a solid tradition of finger injuries. It all started when the patriarch of the family, Marion, decided to cut his finger off when he was younger. Everyone has been trying to follow in his footsteps since then. Jayme had a valiant attempt when she slammed her finger in the back of a door hinge. Unfortunately there was enough skin and bones to keep the finger together.

Next in line to try was Kali. Embarrassed about her poor attempt so she hid her finger from the family until it was too late to stitch.

Well, Victoria has been doing her best to fit in with the family, so this past Sunday she gave the finger cutting off an attempt. She was cutting matte board for a class project when she slipped. Now this isn't a commercial, but those Cutco knifes are amazingly sharp. The only way to describe this cut is with pictures. Those with weak stomachs, please turn away now!


Needless to say I was a little surprised when I got home from church (Victoria skipped relief society, hence the accident)



So we rushed on over to the "InstantCare" in Orem. By instant they mean 2 hours later. I got quite bored (this is where all the camera phone pictures came from).

**Side Note- THE BEST THING about Doctors office...... HIGHLIGHTS MAGAZINE! We had a grand time trying to find all the hidden objects in the picture! Luckily there were no circles around every object like there are in some Doctor's office where little brats run amok. Click on the picture below and give it a try yourself and tell me it's not the best thing in the world! They were not lying when they said it would provide MINUTES of fun!

Anyway back to the story. Victoria was pretty nervous because she thought they were going to have to stick needles in her cut and scrub it clean. I assured her that they wouldn't have to do anything like that. Well, after we went back to see the Doctor they stuck needles in her cut and scrubbed it clean. Whoops! Don't worry, I got pictures of that too!


So after all was said and done, it was quite a Sunday! The downside, I got stuck cooking dinner. Well, I was able to take instuctions from Victoria about how to make dinner. And it turned out pretty good!

So Victoria is one step closer to becoming a Harris! Good Show Victoria! Less than 60 Days and it will be official and you won't have to worry about this finger nonsense!

I LOVE YOU VICTORIA! :)

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OK FINE! UPDATE!

So honestly folks! We have been awful at this. It has been a bit crazy around here for the past few weeks. I feel like we have barely enough time to breath! We helped moved 4 people in and out in the past two days.

Jayme and Max and Cute little Halle have left Utah. I'm very very sad, and we will both miss them so much, but we are so happy they are going back to Colorado. We will be following you shortly!!! Before they go, one last super cute picture of the best niece ever.



Next we got to move Kali into her new, very nice, apartment. We are so excited that Kali is back, and we have already had several young men at BYU express interest in "getting to know her better" Don't worry, I'm watching her like a hawk for Mindy.

Kayce was next on the list. We have been helping her on and off for a little while, but she has got quite the swingin' bachelorette pad. It is seriously so nice, and the best part of the whole place is the peep hole on the door is more like a video camera. It's amazing. You have to see it for yourself.

Lastly, and kind of leastly, but not really, we got to help my BBFF (Boy Best Friend Forever) Steven move into his place. It is less than a block away from where Victoria and I are living when we get married, and 2 blocks away from where I live now. How convenient! We both have matching scooters too, so we will ride hard or die. Well, we will will ride at a steady 35 mph anyway.
Steve just got married a few weeks ago, and I will post pictures of that later this week! It was awesome!


Lastly we started to get our house going. Victoria is living there right now, and loving life without roomates, but it has been a little barren considering we have had to furnish all of it ourselves. Well, thanks to our amazing parents, we have finally made it look like a home! Mindy and Marion came out this weekend to help Jayme and Max move back to Colorado, and were nice enough to help us out and buy us a few things from The Great and Spacious Building (IKEA) and both of our parents have been awesome about letting us have little bits and pieces from there houses. Honestly, without their help, we would be up a certain creek, without a paddle. We love you!

Actually, last week we were in a creek without a paddle. Well, we were in a river, with the paddles floating down in front of us. We floated down the Provo river last week in tubes we got for a couple bucks at a sports store. Everything was awesome until Victoria and I hit a support of a bridge and flipped our tube! Mostly it was just funny, but we now know that we must avoid that bridge at all costs. We looked rather silly getting flipped upside down.


Anyway, when it's not 2 in the morning I will get a post together with awesome pictures from Steves wedding, Lake Tahoe, and beautiful baby Halle!

Love

Jordan.

P.S. Kens, let me know if you want to learn the states in alphabetical order. I can teach you in a matter of minutes!